The end of the world

AHHHHHHH!!!!
I BROKE WORDPRESS!!!!
I CAN’T LOG IN!!!!
I screwed up the website I can’t log in!!!!!

- A.H. 11 January 2010

The evolution of Slanted

Red Scope Events, Capturing Red, Red Envelope Events, Red Approach, Red Perspect, Distinct Red, Envision Red, Create Red, Red Glue…

- A.H. 20 January 2010

Design semantics

They don’t know what brand is. Brand is not the logo having to be indented…

- A.H. 23 February 2010

Barely hanging onto sanity

Dear M.L.,
I just need to vent…
I want to kill him!

- A.H 8 March 2010

Being defeated…

Vent all you need to. They ruined it and we’re the monkeys.

- M.L. 8 March 2010

Gone vego

I’m okay to eat anything now!
But I don’t eat normal meat anymore – because I’m against Factory Farms.

- A.H. 17 April 2010

Crossing the borders

I had a shitty morning at uni man. I wanted to kill my group member – the stupid lazy dumb arse! He wrote like 40 words! 40 words for our 1000 word report! FUCK HIM!

- M.L. 23 April 2010

Time to see the head doctor

What a deushbag!
ARGH – that girl is crazy!

- A.H. 25 May 2010

Karma is a bitch

WHAT?…! WHY? hehehehehehe
Maybe they got wind of your evil plans to take down TC

- M.L. 28 May 2010

No rest for the wicked

ARRRRGGH!
I thought I was finished about 2+ hours ago turns out that the tooltip I’ve used needs to be purchased.

- AH.  30 May 2010

Being nice sucks

Why are we not charging for this?
His stupid PSD was impossible to work with.

- A.H. 30 June 2010

Too much information

Yes I’m at home today. I’m too sick to go to work today, I’m on Chinese meds and me gives me the runs!

- A.H. 6 July 2010

Mass communication

PS. Yeah. I send a lot of emails. You should see A.H’s inbox. This is the 10th one I’ve sent her today and it’s only 10.30!!

- M.L. 8 July 2010

Looking for a photo

Do you have a good casual pic of me? I have heaps of casual pics of you.
I want one for my Slanted author image. A good one where I’m not necessarily looking at the camera but still seem friendly and intelligent – rather than stupid and stoned like the attached photo. Oh wait! That’s you in the pic not me!! =P

- M.L. 8 July 2010

Better to be silent

He’s just an idiot. Wait until you speak to him.

- ML. 26 July 2010

Avoid the toes

Yes let’s just tell her.
We’re too nice.
I’ll mention it? She’s scared of you though… ahhhh what to do?!

- A.H. 26 July 2010

When opportunity lands in your lap

If someone sends you a stupid forward message is it ethical to use their friend’s email addresses?

- M.L. 28 July 2010

Unwinnable

I HAVE A MAJOR ISSUE WITH THIS NEW PERSON.
HE MUST BE THE BIGGEST BIGOT OR DUMBASS EVER!

- M.L. 26 July 2010

Self deprecation

I suck M.L., I SUCK!
Can I shoot them through to you tonight.
Please give me some ideas!
Tell me it sucks.

- A.H. 6 August 2010

A big f*** up

argh i cant believe it
what if i made up the shit he said?
its not like he was recording it and can remember what he said right?
wahhh! im so sad
i think i should tell him
i should have tested it on the day i recorded it
dammit
why the fuck didnt i test it on the day?!
fuck!
im such a stupid dumbarse
i suck!
omg!
ARGH!
omg im so stupid. wahhh

- M.L. 8 August 2010

A Dummies Guide to Modern Technology

You plug one cord to the headphone jack of the machine and the other end into the mic input of the computer. Save the file and send it to me.

- A.H. 9 August 2010

Dead weight

She’s on her honeymoon…? Actually that’s no excuse, this is her consistently.

- A.H. 23 October 2010

Perspectives

There’s only a couple of avenues I can take in replying:
1. Is to go down the BS street and tell you that yep things are going to be fine
2. Things aren’t going to be fine, that life is hard work and nothing is guaranteed
3. Things are going to be ok, even if they don’t go as planned.
4. Failing isn’t so bad, sometimes it means you can go somewhere else.
5. Failing is bad, life is going to suck from now on
6. We’re all going to die one day, who gives
7. Hey this is life, life is experience, life is about hard times, good times.
It’s how you approach it. Perspective.

- A.H. 4 November 2010

Under rug swept

did anyone reply P about the meeting he wants?
i read the script and thought it was stupid – so i ignored his email.

- M.L. 9 November 2010

Reply: Under rug swept

Yep I read it, but I haven’t had a chance to talk to my sister about replying to him. She’s had exams etc. Apparently Cass also read it, and thought it was stupid.

- A.H. 9 November 2010

Hit the play button please!

im getting sick of hearing how everyone’s lives are moving forward when mine is stuck on pause. fuck the pause button!

- M.L. 10 November 2010

Spreading Christmas cheer

OMG this is the best gift ever!

- A.H. 25 December 2010